Older Final Devival links available

For those new to the Church, or accursed with the bane of youth last time we had a devival, I have added video, photo, and text archive links to the right. Consider it a tray of hors d'oeuvre before the feast.

Devival Art Teaser

This is by no means the final art. In fact, this art was originally created for a "SheVival" we had planned originally for 2001. It's just too good not to use.

The Final SubGenius Devival Returns...!

The Final SubGenius Devivals of Seattle (1998-2000) were legendary, yet far from a myth. And legends, like zombies and bad fashion choices, sometimes refuse to die.

Seattle SubGenius Union of Clenches and Crackpots (SSUCC) is proud to announce:

THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY
FINAL SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL

... Now with 50% EXTRA DEPRAVITY!!!

Spring 2008--Seattle, WA--Details To Be Announced

Despite an abject failure to be Ruptured on July 5 for ten years running, The Church of the SubGenius remains headstrong in their belief in even the most intentionally absurd dogmas. Seattle once again must repent for its nouveau po-mo boho-a-gogo MO-FOs, and we have been licensed by the very Stark Fist of Removal to make this city beg for Slack.

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ARE YOU READY AND WILLING?
-- OR RED-EYED AND WAILING!?
... It's YOURS to decide!

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We're actually half-organized for once, and all local Devivors and to-be Devivors-to-be pledge to keep it that way. But your help might make the difference between a mere Great Devival, and the Greatest Devival In The Cosmos.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN PERFORMING, ASSISTING, OR SUPPORTING THIS DEVIVAL IN ANY USEFUL WAY, PLEASE CONTACT US