Dual-DJ-dammerung!

Feel like dancing for slack? Don't fret, you will be. For we have, not one, but two DJs that will be spinning and counter-spinning, and perhaps even live-mixing under the ranting! DJ Sloth and DJ JessBone will be providing a near-endless rug of sublime grinding and throbbing tunes sure to make you shake your bootie until The Conspiracy falls out of it. Now those of you SubGeniuses who normally can't be reached by words or art will have no excuse not to writhe in true Superior Mutant ecstasy.

This may be the best devival ever. Don't miss out!